Archive - Dec 19, 2008

Top Ten Reasons
People Give for NOT Showing up at Riverbend’s Christmas Eve Service…

10.  The “Holy Tribe”
voted me off the island last year!

9.  I already have a MOTHER
to nag me about my life!

8.  My irrelevant rant
quota is already filled by talk radio! 
Thanks!

7.   I am tired of the
Pastor body checking me in the pie line at the pot luck suppers!

6.  It is SOOOOO dull!!!!!

5.  I meet enough weirdos
on “MySpace”!

4.  If I am going to
get hit up for money… I at least want to get my windshield cleaned!

3.  Too many rules… I
never know what to do with my coffee when the music starts!

2.  Did I mention it
is dull and irrelevant?!?

1.  I had to take a “Slow
Old Music” appreciation class at 8am in college and I have never fully
recovered!