Top Ten Reasons People Give for NOT Showing up at Riverbend’s Christmas Eve Service…

Top Ten Reasons
People Give for NOT Showing up at Riverbend’s Christmas Eve Service…

10.  The “Holy Tribe”
voted me off the island last year!

9.  I already have a MOTHER
to nag me about my life!

8.  My irrelevant rant
quota is already filled by talk radio! 
Thanks!

7.   I am tired of the
Pastor body checking me in the pie line at the pot luck suppers!

6.  It is SOOOOO dull!!!!!

5.  I meet enough weirdos
on “MySpace”!

4.  If I am going to
get hit up for money… I at least want to get my windshield cleaned!

3.  Too many rules… I
never know what to do with my coffee when the music starts!

2.  Did I mention it
is dull and irrelevant?!?

1.  I had to take a “Slow
Old Music” appreciation class at 8am in college and I have never fully
recovered!

Riverbend  is a place for people who may have given up on
the idea of church but who have not given up on knowing the God who loves them.
We're about being a place where questions can be discussed and answered, where
you can connect with God and with others, where relationships are more
important than religion. So, check us out and see how you might be able
to plug in. We have a place for you! We're relaxed and friendly--and a bit
unconventional. Come visit our church family...and wear your jeans, you'll fit
right in!

Feel free to stop by Christmas Eve
and see how things can be different.  Our
house band is going to kick things off at 6:00pm and I promise we will be done
by 6:45!   Details can be found at www.riverbendfriends.com

See you there …

Andy